This Violet Comfort Colors Southern Mama Southernology® shirts says it all! A true southern mama might be heard telling her children to "mind your manners," or "act like you've got some sense!" Ask her why and she'll say, "Because I said so!" She may threaten with phrases like "Don't make me take off my flip flop," and "I'll give you something to cry about!" Her kids may be spoiled rotten and make her mad as a wet hen, but she will always love them a bushel and a peck.